GSA – Opens the album with a straight punk explosion, screaming about our school's Gay-Straight Alliance cause we weren't allowed in. Whatever, it's raw and dumb, just like us.
ALLERGIC TO SOAP – About Jerryl's disgusting hygiene, dude never showers. We just turned it into a song cause it stinks.
SURFIN WITH AN ILLEGAL ALIEN – About picking up immigrants for surf lessons, got banned in three states already, so we know it’s good.
BUM FIGHTS – Inspired by those 2000s DVDs we used to watch in Jay's basement, before mom made us throw them out.
HUFFIN PAINT – A true story. Don’t huff paint. Unless you want to write a banger like this.
BUDDY THE VAPE DOG – Our old pitbull who used to try to eat our vape pens, we think he’s dead now, RIP Buddy.
GERALDO’S NOSE – About snorting crushed allergy pills and blaming Geraldo Rivera. We hate that dude.
ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME – Us complaining we’re not in the Hall of Fame yet. Album just dropped. Chill.
PAINTING THE GREENHOUSE – That time we painted a greenhouse with graffiti dicks, and we got banned from Lowe’s.
AAAAAA – Six A's. The whole song is us screaming “AAAAAA.” Instant classic.
MATTHEW LILLARD IS A POSER – He blocked us on Instagram. That’s all.
ALL THE DUMB THINGS – Our Blink-182 diss track. Cause fuck Blink-182. Except Travis. Travis is chill.
I USED TO BULLY BLINK-182 – Follow up to the last song. Story of Jay giving Mark Hoppus swirlies in high school (maybe a lie).
BROWN BAG BOYS – About stealing 40s from the gas station and drinking in the park bathroom. Romantic as shit.
HI. I'M JAY – Jay’s intro. It’s 12 seconds of him burping into the mic. Beautiful.
COULD'VE BEEN AN ATHLETE – A song about how none of us made the football team, so we started a band instead. Joke’s on them, we’re cooler now.
GONE FOR THE NIGHT – Jay went missing for 3 days after recording this. We thought he died, but he was in Reno.
GG ALLIN IS GOD – Self-explanatory.
STICK A FORK IN ME – Inspired by Jerryl’s only kitchen utensil. A dirty fork. That's it. That’s the song.
PISS TEST – About failing every drug test in school. Nothing more punk than that.
SPRAY IT TIL IT SCREAMS – About Axe body spray and how it makes your armpits scream. Brings tears to our eyes, literally.
PORNO MAGS IN THE WOODS – Tribute to the old forest stash we found behind Steven’s grandma’s house. Respect the classics.
SMOKIN (CRACK) IN THE BOYS ROOM – Cover of Brownsville Station’s “Smokin’ in the Boys Room” but with crack. Our moms hate it. Perfect closer.