Sticker Name: Blunt Force Beauty Sticker
Product Description:
Brace yourself for Blunt Force Beauty, the sticker you never knew your laptop, water bottle, or favorite trauma journal needed. This sultry, soul-scorched icon smokes with the casual intensity of someone who’s seen the apocalypse… and rolled it into a fat blunt. Dressed in a cropped tank top blacker than your last relationship and jeans that have clearly been through some things, she gazes into the void (or maybe just Tuesday) while tears of blood stream from her eyes—because regular crying is for amateurs.
Floating above her is a golden grinder clouded in smoke, suggesting divine intervention—or maybe just some divine indica. Either way, she’s not here for your judgment. She’s here to look unnervingly hot while disassociating at 420 BPM.
Stick her anywhere you need vibes: your sketchbook, your phone case, your roommate’s car window (without telling them). She’s the chaotic muse of stoner goth dreams. Buy two—one to stick, one to light a candle to during mercury retrograde.
Dimensions: Perfectly ominous.
Weatherproof: Like her soul—weathered, but unbothered.
Warning: May summon unsettling conversations at parties.
