Shirt Name: Perched and Lit
Product Description:
Welcome to the holy trinity of chaos: emotional detachment, herbal devotion, and drip so dank it should be federally regulated. Perched and Lit isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a full-blown lifestyle choice printed in high-quality ink and stitched into the seams of your next existential spiral.
Front and center is the Unnerving Brain girl, expressionless and unbothered, puffing on a blunt thick enough to knock out a small bear. Her eyes weep blood—not because she’s sad, but because the weed hit that hard. She’s flanked by all her sacred relics: crispy green nugs, ritualistic rolling tools, a trusty bong (The Vessel makes another ominous appearance), and leaves from the forbidden plant herself.
The arrangement? Iconic. A shrine to stoners, witches, introverts, and anyone who’s ever taken a rip and immediately regretted their childhood decisions.
The vibe? Think Witchcore meets Trap House Apothecary.
The message? Get high, stay spooky.
Printed on a classic black tee that pairs beautifully with ripped jeans, doomscrolling, or silent staring contests with the void.
Details:
• 100% cotton for that breathable blaze-ready fit
• Available in sizes for the devout and the disillusioned
• Machine washable, blood tears not included
Wear this when:
• You need to make an entrance at the sesh
• Your ex is at the function
• You’re trying to summon Satan and Sativa in the same breath
Warning: May attract smoke, secrets, and unsolicited compliments.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
