You ever feel like you’re dying at your desk? This one’s for you. A black-and-white scream from inside the modern machine, Corpse in the Cubicle captures the soul-numbing grind of office life in stark, brutal lines and a splash of red truth.
This design is a tribute to the dreamers who got trapped in corporate cages — to the ones who traded rebellion for routine, only to realize too late that they were being embalmed in meetings and slowly buried beneath deadlines. The copier never stops jamming, and the coffee’s always cold.
Wear this as a protest. As a warning. As a badge of the unhinged. A middle finger to the 9-to-5 grind.
Premium print. Soft fabric. Uncomfortable truth.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!