You thought it was just a bong. You were wrong. The Vessel is not merely a water pipe—it is an ancient totem of escape, passed down through bloodshot generations. Its bulbous chamber swirls with unspeakable intention, its downstem humming at frequencies only the deeply paranoid can detect.
This is a sticker, yes—but not one to be taken lightly. Adorn your laptop, your grinder case, or your notebook of forbidden thoughts, and you may begin to hear it whisper in the dead of night. It doesn’t ask to be cleaned. It doesn’t ask to be packed. It chooses.
The green inside the bowl? Not weed. Not anymore.
Place with care. Do not place near mirrors.
Waterproof, weatherproof, but not curse-proof.
You’ve been warned.
